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Cock Rape

The act of a female raping a heterosexual male. Utterly impossible, even if the girl is ugly.
I was cock raped last night. So what if it was my mom?
by MisterMagic November 23, 2003
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rape montage

An act of continously switching sex positions in bed. When video taped it could actually look like a montage.
Hey man, me and Angnus had the biggest fucking rape montage last night.
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Rape Safe

A woman who need not fear forced copulation due to obesity or an unpleasant appearance.
Rosie O'Donnell is 'Rape Safe'!
by TheFantasticLOLMaster January 14, 2010
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Rape Mobile

Being a passenger in a car that has no door handle to open the door from the inside, leaving your life to the whims of the driver.
Cris: "I didn't know he had a Rape Mobile. Luckily I had the window down to open the door from the outside."
by MrGrose July 13, 2011
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grade rape

the act of taking off as many points as possible without being obvious of malpractice
frank "god I just got grade raped by my teacher, and after two hours of work I still failed based on spelling mistakes on my math exam"
by notacoward April 7, 2009
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Gang Rape Gaming

The act of multiple people playing a single player game together to increase efficiency and speed.

(Also known as grg-ing said game)
Nerd 1: Dude, how'd you beat Final Fantasy VII so quick?!?!?!
Nerd 2: Me and Todd, gang rape gaming.
Nerd 1: Aaah, smart move.

Laurence: Man we grg'd the shit out of Pokemon Yellow last night and beat the elite four 5 TIMES!!!
John: mmm...
by CleverMike July 16, 2011
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sasquatchutory rape

When a person has sex with someone that is at least two feet or more shorter than they are. This is similar to statutory rape in the sense that it can be consensual but defies either a societal law or falls into the category of taboo.
1) Yao Ming having sexual relations with anyone that is five foot six or shorter would be sasquatchutory rape.
2) I imagine that there would be many instances of sasquatchutory rape if TLC did a 'behind closed doors' episode of that show _Little People Big World_.
3) That guy on that Nat Geo show _taboo_ commits sasquatchutory rape with his dwarf girlfriend. They say their sex life is very interesting.
by trombonegod99 January 11, 2012
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