Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

potted plant and janitor

the last 2 people working on steam game tf2 / team fortress 2

Did you hear of the new tf2 update? Yeah the potted plant and janitor must have updated the localization files for the 11 morbillionth time

by yeehwa October 2, 2022

Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

coastal steam pot

refers to the vigina of any woman living on the coast, Atlantic or Pacific.

Man I'd like a taste of that coastal steam pot.

by farch June 20, 2009

unwrapping the flower pot

The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.

Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!

by malevolentmango September 12, 2016

Pots for jug handles

Idiom.
Synonymous with crazy, insane, mad.

She's pots for jug handles

by bigfemur October 17, 2020

pot quality conversation

Conversations that are as intellectually thought provoking, while completely sober; as they appear to be, while you're stoned.

My father and I always had, pot quality conversations, when I was growing up.

by Mineareallgonnabestupid March 26, 2017