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Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.
by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020
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Perfect couple

A couple (two people in a relationship) that is ultimately perfect and without flaw. A perfect couple are two people that love each other very much and support each other in everything they do. Even if relationships can be hard sometimes they still make it through and will always love each other.
Person 1: Wow, Kali and Neil are so amazing!

Person 2: I know right! They're the perfect couple. They are so cute together.

Person 1: I know I wish I had a relationship like that!
by TheCanadianHudson February 8, 2019
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perfect rainbow

A male-only auto-erotic sexual act wherein an individual laying on his back urinates in an arc, directly into his own mouth. Not to be confused with a Partial Rainbow, in which the individual need only hit anywhere within the facial region.
Ben: I was home watching Orange is The New Black last night when I got bored and did a perfect rainbow. Didn't spill a drop.

Jose: Damn man, you're sick in the head.
by Don's Johnson October 26, 2017
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perfect match

Ruud+Do
by unfortunately_peanutbutter December 15, 2016
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incredibly perfect

Incredibly perfect is what you would call someone so smart, beautiful, sweet, kind, caring, helpful, genuine, loyal, intelligent, honest, pretty, cute, adorable, amazing, interesting, cool, funny, strong, tall, pretty smile, cute eyes, cute face, best hugger, Gorgeous, insanely beautiful, magestic, respectful and friendly which coincidently defines my boyfriend!
FINNEUS YOU’RE SO INCREDIBLY PERFECT!
by Forevergore November 5, 2022
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perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.
A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".
by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011
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perfect spoon

When both bodies fit into each other exactly and the TV is still completely visible for the big spoon.
by Que888 May 19, 2018
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