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Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick is one of those people who you just gotta love I mean he’s the money man the ladies man and if your name is Charlotte Patrick is the guy for you
Teacher:Name a person who is always there for you

Student:Patrick
by Phigs11 December 3, 2019
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patrick shwavy

1. When you get insanely drunk that you do shit that make you question your existence
Yoooo I got patrick shwavy'd and accidentally fucked my grandmother
by Matty Fuckin Smokes December 16, 2019
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Nighty Patrick-Sabourin

Nighty Patrick-Sabourin was a famous voice, it composed the voice over 46 films score by voice.
Voiced by Nighty Patrick-Sabourin
by anonymous January 15, 2022
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Patrick

Patrick is the most funnie guy eeeeeeeeeeeever

He's a purple meatball
It is this the crusty crab no its patrick!
by Evelyns cousin jameson December 29, 2019
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Patrick

A name that could only ever be said at Starbucks.
“Patrick’s latte is ready
by Kirtap November 8, 2023
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Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober
Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.
by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021
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