What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.
The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.
The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.
"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."
by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009
Get the Poo Hands mug.A person who is usually an upper-middle class white male, is extremely racist towards black people, and stereotypes all other ethnicities. Also, this person sometimes may have a "secret" group of friends as opposed to his "main" group of friends. In addition, this person lives by a phrase that goes like this " You see __YOUR NAME__, there are smart people and there are stupid people." Furthermore, this people is usually involved with government or high positions of authority inducted by treason or bribery.
YOU: "Yo man, wanna hang out today at like 6pm and get dinner?"
Friend: " Ah no man I can't, I have some people to chill with."
You: " Wow dude, you totally sound like a Poo-Dull Ferrari."
Friend: " Ah my bad dude. I'll be over."
Friend: " Ah no man I can't, I have some people to chill with."
You: " Wow dude, you totally sound like a Poo-Dull Ferrari."
Friend: " Ah my bad dude. I'll be over."
by MegZShangHai69 February 23, 2010
Get the Poo-Dull Ferrari mug.Steve: There was a noise in the room, I looked round and James was watching me taking a Tom turd.
Ethan : Yeah bro, that chaps got poo addiction.
Ethan : Yeah bro, that chaps got poo addiction.
by Sharted in the library May 24, 2015
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Get the Poo Fuck mug.The action of climbing over or under the divider in a public restroom when you run out of toilet paper as to gain access to the toilet paper in an adjoining stall.
Practitioners of poo parkour may be referred to as "shitraceurs".
Practitioners of poo parkour may be referred to as "shitraceurs".
Man 1: I ran out of toilet paper and was so desperate I did an Army low crawl into the next stall so I could wipe my ass.
Man 2: That's some serious poo parkour!
Man 2: That's some serious poo parkour!
by MrGryphon April 7, 2013
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During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!
Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"
by roflcoptersomnomnom December 30, 2008
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