A person who advertises that they are a Buddhist for attention or clout. Referencing how real estate agents rent bus benches to advertise their business and have their face seen.
The Buddhist teacher could have easily made a video without splashing their face all over but it was obvious they were really a bus bench Buddhist and it was all about their ego and trying to come across as wise.
by Quif Chang Caine June 12, 2023
Get the Bus Bench Buddhistmug. Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:
- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis
- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis
I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road
by King Xavier August 7, 2012
Get the Taiwan bus clusterfuckmug. A condition where you are in the company of a select group of random people, for instance on the bus. There's a girl that within the general public you may rate 6/10. However as she is the fittest girl on the bus she looks more like a 9/10.
Guy 1 : Woahh, that girl on the bus was stunning!
Guy 2 : C'mon just because she was the fittest girl on the bus doesnt hide the fact she was a complete cheb-a-saurus-rex!
Guy 2 : C'mon just because she was the fittest girl on the bus doesnt hide the fact she was a complete cheb-a-saurus-rex!
by JF131 March 30, 2013
Get the Fittest Girl on the Busmug. Four men butt-fucking in a line while wearing sombreros. Person in the front is required to say "all aboard!" And make bus horn noises.
by Redscrewdrivers75 September 27, 2017
Get the mexican school busmug. Used when you're walking with your squad of alpha males past the quad and you spot a bus at the bus stop. A way to let your boys know that you think it's a good idea to ride the bus and you want to encourage the boys to ride it with you. Rather than saying we should ride this bus, maintain a high level of swag and clout by using this phrase.
by djbider May 6, 2020
Get the Let's body this busmug. by half baked Jake June 5, 2010
Get the Bus drivers knobmug. The n00b school bus (or noob school bus) is something that whining people who suck (often called noobs or n00bs, sometimes nubs or scrubs) tend to ride when they get OWNED or PWNED at video games, usually Counter-Strike.
Quake announcer: Headshot!
Alex: Haha!!! Beep beep! Is that the school bus? Is that the school bus?
Matt: Not afreakinggain.
Quake announcer: Double kill!
Jason: Haha Matt you're just riding teh noob school bus today.
Alex: Haha!!! Beep beep! Is that the school bus? Is that the school bus?
Matt: Not afreakinggain.
Quake announcer: Double kill!
Jason: Haha Matt you're just riding teh noob school bus today.
by ArcticWarfare April 30, 2006
Get the noob school busmug.