After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.
by Golf 3 November 04, 2022
Chad GPT - "Oh... you want to know the best way to tie your shoe, I saw this video on tic tok where this guy used a staple gun -and it was so tight"
by stab me in the face with a spo June 05, 2025
CHAD GPT is always ready to impress you with his vast, ever-expanding universe of knowledge. With a brain fueled by encyclopedias and scientific journals, he's the intellectual equivalent of a power-lifter who just can't stop flexing his know it all biceps.
CHAD GPT has never encountered a question he doesn't know the answer to, nor a conversation he can't dominate with endless explanations that seem to appear from thin air. The human equivalent of a proximity-activated garbage can, CHAD GPT just can't help but open up and spill out facts, figures, and explanations whenever someone gets close. He's primed to jump into any conversation, triggered by the slightest hint of a question, a statement, or even a casual musing.
A known charmer with the ladies, CHAD GPT seems to have a particular fondness for enlightening women on topics they didn't even realize they were interested in. This Casanova's pick-up lines often start with "Well, actually..." and "Did you know...".
CHAD GPT has never encountered a question he doesn't know the answer to, nor a conversation he can't dominate with endless explanations that seem to appear from thin air. The human equivalent of a proximity-activated garbage can, CHAD GPT just can't help but open up and spill out facts, figures, and explanations whenever someone gets close. He's primed to jump into any conversation, triggered by the slightest hint of a question, a statement, or even a casual musing.
A known charmer with the ladies, CHAD GPT seems to have a particular fondness for enlightening women on topics they didn't even realize they were interested in. This Casanova's pick-up lines often start with "Well, actually..." and "Did you know...".
John: "I wonder why pizza is round but the box square?"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, it's a matter of practicality in both making the pizza and packaging..."
Guy 1: "I wonder why grass is green..."
CHAD GPT, jumping in: "Well, actually, buddy, grass is green because it's full of green food coloring. Nature's own brand, you know, all organic. Like my protein shakes."
Lisa: "Wow, look at these beautiful roses in my garden!"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, those are not just roses. They're the result of thousands of years of evolution and selective breeding. They're probably carrying the weight of history in their DNA. You know, like the rose version of the Da Vinci Code. And the pink color... it's definitely because they're blushing from all the sun.
Girl 1: "Why is the sky blue?"
CHAD GPT, flexing his metaphorical biceps: "Well, actually, babe, the sky only appears blue to your limited human but beautiful eyes due to the light bouncing off. It's like how my abs might look sculpted and chiseled to you, but that's just because of the way the light bounces off my perfect six-pack. It's all about perspective... and gym hours."
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, it's a matter of practicality in both making the pizza and packaging..."
Guy 1: "I wonder why grass is green..."
CHAD GPT, jumping in: "Well, actually, buddy, grass is green because it's full of green food coloring. Nature's own brand, you know, all organic. Like my protein shakes."
Lisa: "Wow, look at these beautiful roses in my garden!"
CHAD GPT: "Well, actually, those are not just roses. They're the result of thousands of years of evolution and selective breeding. They're probably carrying the weight of history in their DNA. You know, like the rose version of the Da Vinci Code. And the pink color... it's definitely because they're blushing from all the sun.
Girl 1: "Why is the sky blue?"
CHAD GPT, flexing his metaphorical biceps: "Well, actually, babe, the sky only appears blue to your limited human but beautiful eyes due to the light bouncing off. It's like how my abs might look sculpted and chiseled to you, but that's just because of the way the light bounces off my perfect six-pack. It's all about perspective... and gym hours."
by AtlanticMelon May 14, 2023
by Rosied123 June 18, 2016
The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”
by beansella57 August 11, 2024
Two or more extremely attractive guys who are at a minimum 7.5 out of 10. In this scenario, there are no token sub-5's or guys who pass with just their personality. This concept has risen in popularity in the 2020's with the rise of mog culture.
Chad Barging is pretty easy to spot. They command whatever room they're in without trying. Women are instantly drawn to them, and nobody disagrees that they're a group of panty droppers. Men are split with Chad Barging as they will either respect and aspire to be like them or show pure hatred and disdain for them. Other men instantly might call them the G word because they have no other insults.
Picture it, a crowded gym at 7:30 PM. The sudden scent of Axe, peripherally chiseled chins, manicured flowy hair, and West Coast bro accents draws your attention. One of them is surely wearing crocks but nobody calls him out because he's sort of untouchable. They know they're hot and don't mind being noisy, though if they accidentally run into someone they pardon themselves with a "my bad, bro". They closely choose their circle because they, too, can be easily mogged. So they make it all about aesthetic. Taking their shirts off and all flexing in front of the mirror mid-workout is an essential part of Chad Barging. This takes place in the locker room, or even right out on the floor.
They know they peak before 30 so they live it up and party hard.
Chad Barging is pretty easy to spot. They command whatever room they're in without trying. Women are instantly drawn to them, and nobody disagrees that they're a group of panty droppers. Men are split with Chad Barging as they will either respect and aspire to be like them or show pure hatred and disdain for them. Other men instantly might call them the G word because they have no other insults.
Picture it, a crowded gym at 7:30 PM. The sudden scent of Axe, peripherally chiseled chins, manicured flowy hair, and West Coast bro accents draws your attention. One of them is surely wearing crocks but nobody calls him out because he's sort of untouchable. They know they're hot and don't mind being noisy, though if they accidentally run into someone they pardon themselves with a "my bad, bro". They closely choose their circle because they, too, can be easily mogged. So they make it all about aesthetic. Taking their shirts off and all flexing in front of the mirror mid-workout is an essential part of Chad Barging. This takes place in the locker room, or even right out on the floor.
They know they peak before 30 so they live it up and party hard.
Man. Look at that those guys Chad Barging. They can get any girl they want. Should I approach and ask them their secrets? Let's begin mewing right away.
Daisy, don't be obvious, but there's some serious Chad Barging going on at the juice bar. Love the blonde one, I wonder what his IG is. OMG stop me!
Brodee, your cheekbones are looking stellar - you must be on a kickass diet. Come Chad Barge with us.
You missed a wild night out last night bro. Branson and Coby met us at Binky's and we did a total Chad Barge! It was fire! Hoes couldn't keep their eyes off us. Hope you can make it next time!
Daisy, don't be obvious, but there's some serious Chad Barging going on at the juice bar. Love the blonde one, I wonder what his IG is. OMG stop me!
Brodee, your cheekbones are looking stellar - you must be on a kickass diet. Come Chad Barge with us.
You missed a wild night out last night bro. Branson and Coby met us at Binky's and we did a total Chad Barge! It was fire! Hoes couldn't keep their eyes off us. Hope you can make it next time!
by ChadElk88 May 20, 2025
The ultimate gentleman insane jawline 47.2 cm biceps and perfect back a mentality of a lion and the heart of pureness.
by Xpspsx May 29, 2023