Washing cuckshene

A washing machine twice the size as the usual with no water made to disorientate cucks and to create a form of entertainment during sex
I love our new washing cuckshene let’s paint it pink and put glitter on it
by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025
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Plower Wash

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.

Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 09, 2019
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wash a tire

Urinate at roadside during trip by automobile
I need to pull over soon -- I have to wash a tire.
by Kickasso December 23, 2021
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hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.
Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night
by M-tizzleZdizzle July 18, 2008
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turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"
by L Pea-lunk November 29, 2009
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Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.
person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
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American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.
Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all
by africanbullwormmm February 05, 2022
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