super straight

A sexuality that means to date cis women/men and cis women/men alone this sexuality of course is for "straight" people who wants to be oppressed super badly, has possible connection with the neo-Nazi movement, and their flag has the colors of fur affinity logo (black) and grindr (orange)

TLDR; super straight are gay furry and possibly (most likely not) neo-nazis

person 1: i'm super straight
person 2: so your a gay furry?
person 1: (whispering) how the fuck did you know
person 2: its in your flag
person 1: oh

by nova (she/her) May 23, 2023

Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

by Gar Grim March 15, 2023

Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.

'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.

by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023

Double straight

A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.

Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.

by Yoyomom March 21, 2023

straight makeup

MAKEUP DONE COMPLETELY FLAWLESS AND IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE YOU FIX IT INSTANTLY

WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG WHEN DOING YOUR MAKEUP??
BECUASE I LIKE TO DO STRAIGHT MAKEUP

by ROCK N ROLL WITH ZIGGY February 27, 2022

straight edge

In the non poser sense (i.e. someone who actually stays committed and doesn't give in to the pressure to use substances and have tons of sex) Someone who chooses to live a clean life free of the iniquity of poisonous substances such as alcohol, tabacco, drugs, as well as refraining from sex when not accompanied by a strong emotional attachment. Doesn't have to beat up people but some choose to not because they are straight edge but because they are assholes. However, to be straight edge is to endure ridicule, bias, fear, and prejudice. But knowing that your stronger in your convictions than others gives you all the support you'll ever need knowing that you don't rely on a crutch to facilitate social functions and happiness cause straight edgers can socialize and have fun in a natural state.

stoner/alcoholic/idiot-"hey man want to inject poison straight into your body and be miserable from this day foward without said poison until you can no longer function as a person cause your slowly dying a painful agonizing death?"
Straight Edger-"no thanks"

by xDerekx September 14, 2005

straight razor

n: An oldschool razor, used as a poor-man's switchblade, made famous in the film "Reservoir Dogs"

Bitch, you better start talking, else I'mo whip out my straightrazor and go "Tarantino" on your ass!

by Taichi March 25, 2005