My Toast Father named Toast

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This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit

by Libsu April 19, 2018

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does it have a name

When someone is giving attitude for no reason or seems mad

“Does it have a name?” Is referring that something is up their ass

by AnimeFlour August 13, 2019

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Barack's first name

An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"

Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"

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Write my name into the search

You actually wrote in my name good job XoXoXo
-Me

You wrote in the search "Write my name into the search"

by Write my name into the search October 8, 2019

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hey
mr no name kid
and might u be
and would u fight
for me
if i
would fight
for uuuuuuuu

this is what people (eva de bosss) txts people after she says hey. it’s a song and a pretty damn good one. if eva de bosss txts this to u U BETTER FUCKING ANSWER BC SHES PISSED!! so pls answer when this happens

(txting shea)
(he hasn’t txted her in a while)
eva de bosss: hey
eva de bosss: mr no name kid
eva de bosss: and might u be
eva de bosss: and would u fight
eva de bosss: for me
eva de bosss: if i
eva de bosss: would fight
eva de bosss: for uuuuuu
(shea still doesn’t answer)
eva de bosss: SHEA U MFER ANSWER IM FUCKING PISSED OFF AT U RN
shea: eva shut up like damn
eva de bosss: NO
shea: hoes mad

by ozziebaby November 30, 2019

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