the true ship name for badboyhalo and skeppy.
hooker muffin is much much better than skephalo because skeppy is a hooker(he's a hooker because he called someone a hooker because they had chain armor and he had chain armor so therefor he is also a hooker) and well bbh is a muffin so it makes perfect sense! only toxic shippers use skephalo.
if your to lazy to read that very short paragraph: hooker(skeppy) + muffin(bbh) = hooker muffin!
hooker muffin is much much better than skephalo because skeppy is a hooker(he's a hooker because he called someone a hooker because they had chain armor and he had chain armor so therefor he is also a hooker) and well bbh is a muffin so it makes perfect sense! only toxic shippers use skephalo.
if your to lazy to read that very short paragraph: hooker(skeppy) + muffin(bbh) = hooker muffin!
by milflover381 July 16, 2019
1: His ass is full of crumbs, from the muffin rape.
2: She didnt like that i had some really hardcore muffin rape going on, she kept crying and saying she would never get the crumbs outta' her cooter.
2: She didnt like that i had some really hardcore muffin rape going on, she kept crying and saying she would never get the crumbs outta' her cooter.
by TwigglesTheShizzles January 03, 2009
When a belligerant ass hole steps up to a fight and throws nothing but weak knuckles; he is tossing muffins.
by the bake chef June 01, 2009
by Byron Chamberlain September 17, 2004
by Bunkley April 13, 2008
Dolan: Hey Fav, who is the new piece of quim I've seen you hangin' with?
Fav: Oh, her name is Aja. I met her online a few days ago.
Dolan: Have you been down on the muffin yet?
Fav: Hell no. She currently has a yeast infection AND her period ! Some serious hazmat brewin' down there.
Dolan: Yeeessh !
Fav: Oh, her name is Aja. I met her online a few days ago.
Dolan: Have you been down on the muffin yet?
Fav: Hell no. She currently has a yeast infection AND her period ! Some serious hazmat brewin' down there.
Dolan: Yeeessh !
by Fav February 14, 2008