Cube game that gives you eternal happiness for only $26.95. Also minecraft is the proof of the communism works and the capitalism no.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.
Exemple 1
Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.
Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.
Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.
Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.
Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.
Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.
Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.
Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.
Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.
Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.
by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021

Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber. He was up there with the greatest of all time until a person smaller than him called Best Trends made a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn" which brought him to his knees when an earlier video of his containing him saying the f-word was featured in the video. Now, Mike is in a mediocre 9-5 clerk job at a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
by OninIsNotSomebody July 2, 2024

Mom: Richard, time for supper!
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.
by IOnlyTypeQwertys June 23, 2022

Grandson: Grandpa i want Minecraft for christmas. Grandpa: I'm sorry young one, I can't afford a Minecraft .
Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .
Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .
by Hscheema 2 July 25, 2022

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