The game only true legends play and where many men of god spent their childhood consisting of hitting trees, building, killing mobs, screaming, griefing, parody songs and little kids
friend:"yo, you wanna hit up the fort?"
me:"No im not a cringe lord im playing minecraft!"
friend: "don't make me kill your minecraft dog"
me: "Never commit a sin so immense i will commit seppuku and burn you and your family with the rath of a thousand suns like my father before me of the Spanish inquisition!"
me:"No im not a cringe lord im playing minecraft!"
friend: "don't make me kill your minecraft dog"
me: "Never commit a sin so immense i will commit seppuku and burn you and your family with the rath of a thousand suns like my father before me of the Spanish inquisition!"
by whiteboard16 November 25, 2019
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"Hey,Tim did you see that game Called minecraft?"
"Yeah I heard the owner Is called notch."
"Yeah and is ruined by spoiled kids"
"And it updates too slow"
"Yeah I heard the owner Is called notch."
"Yeah and is ruined by spoiled kids"
"And it updates too slow"
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Get the Minecraft mug.a game realeseses peisecs in 2011 about usin blox to build stuff and usig nice weepons 2 destroy dragons, zombeez, skewewons, creepy pastas - wait, no - crrepers, an ova stufff . peeople who pway dis game r like epik gamrs
by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022
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