/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

minecraft

minecraft is a fun game. it has lifesteals, bedwars, murder mystery and thousands of more games! minecraft is amazing you should download it :)

i love minecraft

by isaliaaaa October 28, 2022

Minecraft

The game where you Mine and craft

"Creeper aww man"
"What does that mean"
"You're not a part of Minecraft community!"

by Hlshuttt1 October 29, 2022

Minecraft Server

Pleasure, you get addicted to this nonstop and cant get off it for multiple years, play wisely.

Josh: Yo wanna get on the Minecraft Server?
Ethan: Im already on it im addicted!

by Mavoy November 1, 2022

Minecraft

A game where you get killed by fuckin creepers

Guy 1: fuck i got killed by a creeper MINECRAFt

by Cheesygod November 4, 2022

minecrafter

a person who plays Minecraft as much as they can and/or makes videos about it as well.

"I am a minecrafter"

by deadlie November 8, 2022

Minecraft

Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.

I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.

by Brosnice23gta5 November 14, 2022