Mike Selisny

does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.

mike Selisny does not get up on a friday
mike selisny definitely bats for both teams

by big boobs anonymous April 19, 2018

Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day

by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017

prision mike

A dangerous man, he spend some time in the clink, trying not to drop the soap, he kidnapped the president's son, but they never caught him.

I am prison mike, do you know why they call me prision mike?

by Well known anonymous October 6, 2017

Mike Howe

Tha shiit ...kiing. boss... Also see leader and big dick

Mike Howe is the big dick kiing

by Biig dee May 27, 2017

mike and deb

Too leaches who are old enough to be your parents who use younger people to support their drug hobbit. Then turn around and talk shit on the same people who supported them spending over 300 dollars on them, message everyone they can think of to keep tabs on them, especially Mike who if you spend enough time with him would make you want to commit suicide because of how negative he is. They will call you on payday and play a poor me act to swindle money out of you when they know you have bills and a girlfriend to support.

Mike and Deb will use you until your dry and move onto the next, save yourself before it's too late

by Noddine May 24, 2017

mike smiff

A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja

That boy Mike Smiff music go hard, represent Exit 6

by jamere May 29, 2017

Wet Mike

When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.

Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.

by Soon2boutoforder July 4, 2017