buttsex metal

1. Yet another sub genre ov heavy metal music created in 1984 by Bill Cosby in an attempt to alleviate black oppression in Norway during the African invasion ov Alabama otherwise known as the civil war.

i love to have buttsex while listening to barry white, not buttsex metal...stupid.

by incipitsathanas February 23, 2010

true norwegian black metal

The original form of Black Metal, famous for its satanic lyrical content as well as its lo-fi hardedge musical backing.

Black Metal its purist form. Used to reference bands such as Emperor, Mayhem, DarkThrone, Burzum, and more recently Gorgoroth and Immortal. Newer bands in the third wave of black metal do NOT qualify as True Norwegian Black Metal. (sorry Dimmu)

Dimmu Borgir kicks ass but is not true Norwegian black metal.

by NordicPirateKing April 27, 2007

Nu Metal

After many years of extensive research, Scientists have come up with the following definition:

Shit.

Nu metal: About as good as a dead old womans vagina.

by Iron Eddie December 28, 2005

myspace metal

A type of metalcore, technical metal, or screamo that exists solely because myspace allows them to upload cliche music and send out bulletins about their "awesome shows" coming up. They are popular because the emo/scene/hxc people that read the bulletins go to the shows and mosh.

Emo: From The Ashes is the best band ever
Metalhead: Fuck that, it's myspace metal

by slayer157 October 21, 2007

ponce metal

another word for Emo

"great, another Ponce Metal band like My Chemical Romance"

by Lateralthink December 15, 2008

pig metal

A type of death metal which involves extreme pig noises. Found in Fresh Prince of Metal and Emilio Estevez/Death Metal.

Common Pig Metal: Squuuuuuuuuuuuu Er er er erer eror er er er ererer o erer ber ber ber er or er berber er ree ro er reeeeeee

by Mattie Ice February 18, 2009

hair metal

The worst kind of music thought up by a human being. A disgrace to the word METAL.

Mike: I hate Hair Metal.

Bill: Yea, it sucks.

Mike: Lets go listen to some Iron Maiden.

Bill: Yea, good plan.

by nick cal October 9, 2006