by tulipgirlperson August 10, 2007
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A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?
by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011
Get the washing machine theory mug.1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.
Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.
Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.
Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.
note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.
note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.
by tommy mack May 13, 2003
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Get the machine mug.An automatic (rapidfire) weapon first developed in the late 19th century. The recoil from the first bullet fired resets the mechanism to fire again. The next bullet is pushed into the barrel from the magazine - either by gravity (as in early weapons) or a tensed spring. Revolutionised warfare by making it notoriously easy to mow down large numbers of attacking infantry at decent range, was very handy when conquering spear-armed peoples. Went on to a much longer and bloodier history as the design was refined.
Comes in a variety of calibres, weights and rates of fire, from sub-machine guns (use pistol bullets to reduce size and weight) to light machine guns (use assault rifle bullets for compatability and to reduce size and weight) and heavy machine guns (sheer firepower, no compromises).
SMGs and LMGs are meant to be carried. Anything larger, and you're doing a Rambo.
Comes in a variety of calibres, weights and rates of fire, from sub-machine guns (use pistol bullets to reduce size and weight) to light machine guns (use assault rifle bullets for compatability and to reduce size and weight) and heavy machine guns (sheer firepower, no compromises).
SMGs and LMGs are meant to be carried. Anything larger, and you're doing a Rambo.
The M2 machine gun, the original and the best. Used by the US from WWII right through to now. Ever wondered why the MGs on the top of Sherman and Abrams tanks look so similar? They're M2s.
by MAI742 October 24, 2009
Get the machine gun mug.guy who sits there and listens to our pathetic urban dictionary definitions. He makes fun of us but we love him anyways. Anywho...69
US: Oh boy, do we love my LUKE THE MACHINE or what?
Others: Wait...does he have a keg in his pants?
More people: yes why?
Others: Becasue we'd sure tap that.
Others: Wait...does he have a keg in his pants?
More people: yes why?
Others: Becasue we'd sure tap that.
by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 20, 2006
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