motherducker

A person who dodges anything constantly, e.g. people, plans, relationships, commitments, etc., typically with a flimsy or no excuse. Can also be an alternate spelling of "motherfucker" for cellphone users who refuse to upgrade to modern mobile devices. Variants include: Adj. - motherducking, V.- motherducked

She never returns your calls either? That motherducker's gonna lose friends if she doesn't reciprocate.

by henchling August 16, 2009

mothercucker

someone who watches his parents have sex, and enjoys it.

You MotherCucker, i saw you watching your parents FUCK

by Offset from Migos January 12, 2017

peace out and word to your mother

goodbye and tell you mother i think she has a phat ass

yo dude, peace out and word to you mother

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

Motherfucking Money

To make Motherfucking Money is to make enough money that when you tell colleagues of equal level your salary, they say "... motherfucker" in disbelief and jealousy.

Tom "Yo, tony, how much money do you make a year"
Mr. Anthony "I dont know if you'd wanna know"
Tom "come on, tell me"
Mr. Anthony "I make a 3 million dollars a year"

Tom, who makes 80k a year says ".... motherfucker"

Mr Anthony makes some motherfucking money

by Parth S PAtel August 25, 2010

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

mother gayness

When your mum is anoying you and nagging all the time and shes just being a big poop.

your sucha lump of mother gayness

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

the mother

the character around which the show 'how i met your mother' revolves. played by Cristin Milioti, the character was recently disclosed. however, her name has not been disclosed yet so, the mother, in the meantime, is known by, well, 'the mother'! lol

himym fan 1: dude did you check out how i met your mother last night?
himym fan 2: yeah! i totally did! the mother was finally disclosed! high time, eh?
himym fan 1: uh-huh yeah. and the actress, cristin milioti was pretty decent too!
himym fan 2: can't wait for the next season!

(next season because the big reveal happened right at the end of the second last season, the 8th one)

OR

fan 1: hey did you see last night's episode of himym? it was titled 'how your mother met me'. i did!
fan 2: me too! and the episode was one of the best in the series. completely based on the mother! how awesome was that! right?
random person (rp): yeah!!
fan 1: who are you?
rp: i'm a fan of himym too! {that makes him/her 'fan 3'} i loved it!
fan 2: oh, then it's cool! let's be friends!
fan 1,3: yeah let's do that! yay!

as you can see, it brings people together.

THE END
thank you for your time, now you all can search for something else. or not. totally up to you. ok now i'm gonna stop now. ok? bye.

by amy_tommo_malik February 10, 2014