Matt Barclay

stupid, idiotic, mean and gay.
Matt Barclay is the gayest ever and loves penis
by Mekayla Jeffery February 04, 2010
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Matt

A man with less than the average amount of hair. Known for inhaling women’s odours at the back of dark cinemas.
OMG, Matt just smelled my hair and groaned “Shampoo
by Fishboh August 08, 2019
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Irish Matt

an irish matt is when performing oral intercourse between two lesbians they both squirt their love juice on each others faces and drink it then take a shot of each others blood
i saw my sister irish matt with her best friend last night
by Pervy Stew September 18, 2008
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matt voz

matt voz is a sussy little man
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Matt Pellisier

The piece of s**t drummer who left the amazing band My Chemical Romance to "pursue his life". Replaced by Bob Bryer in 2004.
Person: Who was the first drummer of MCR?
Gerard Way: A POS; Matt Pellisier, who left us!
by LynnMStockk November 19, 2010
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Matt sinotte

tool,one who runs like a deformed duck with no legs, one who feeds on 3rd graders who roam the playground, one who cant fight a penguin with its flippers caught off and he is known for his goofy walk, big head,horrible skill at lacrosse, looking at himself in the mirror, and checking out mens undercarriages.
picture a boy, he just fell of the grand canyon,hit his face more than 17 and a half times,pooped on his face and landed in a chocolate pudding cup, that would be a matt sinotte
by The great penguin May 04, 2009
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Matt Boike

He is usually a faggot, has a tiny penis... 8==D (actual length) He's asian and loves to get wasted. He also likes to stick his fingers in his butthole and tickle his prostate ALOT. He loves Porn and going on Chatroulette
"Hey Justin let's go on Chatroulette!"

"No Matt Boike..."
by Matt Boike August 10, 2012
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