Massapequa

Massapequa is a quaint town located on the south shore of Nassau County, Long Island, NY. It is considered by many to be the crown jewel of the Riviera of Long Island. Massapequa 'proper' includes: Massapequa hamlet, The village of Massapequa Park, North Massapequa and East Massapequa.

The Massapequa area is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large concentration of mid-to-upper middle class families.

From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, best schools on LI and beautiful parks, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa has some of the best Schools in the entire country.

Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary are in the top 1 percentile in the state of NY.

Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:

Fairfield

Lockhart

Mckenna

Unqua

Berner Middle School

Ames

Massapequa High School

These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.

Massapequa is the crown jewel of Long Island.

Farmingdale will never be as great as Massapequa, sorry Dalers.

by rivvv January 17, 2011

Massive

Term used to describe a type of party, show, or Rave where thousands of Ravers, Junglist, Club Kids, and Kandy Kids would flock to from miles away to attend. Most Massives feature world renown artist or D.J.s, held in large event centers, and are known about many months in advance. Most commonly pre-sale tickets have to be bought due to these events usually selling out.

"Dude, did you go to that sick Massive last week?"
"Yeah, I went broke going to Nocturnal Wonderland, but Dieselboy was hella worth it!"

by 5p1ic3 September 16, 2004

massage parlor abbreviations

two or 3 letters and sometimes more that have certain meanings.

Massage Parlor Abbreviations

TS = Table Shower. HJ = Hand Job. BB = Bareback. CBJ = Covered Blow Job.

COT = Cum on Tits. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. Etc.

by Clod Hopper December 19, 2013

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.

Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom

by bk baller January 18, 2011

body massage

To rub or massage a body.

Mr. Body Massage Machine, GO!

by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

Massud

1) Basically, a stud. A good-looking guy who is irresistible to the opposite sex.
2) Also super intelligent who has the will and intellect to go very far in life.
3) His good looks, success and straight up charisma will make many from his tribe jealous but in the end they only hope to grab a second of his attention.

"Check him out, this guy is such a Massud! I mean he's so smooth!"
"A mom's wish is that one day her daughter can Mary a Massud"
"I hope that my kids can grow up and be a Massud"

by Dude0099 June 21, 2013

Massman

Massman is a guy from mass that lives in ct but doesnt know he is from mass. He gets a little coopy from time to time and never takes off his jacket. Sometimes he likes to be called Massie or pepper head.

Massman got so crazy yesterday he had feathers flying from his coop.

by friknfrak December 8, 2012