ruby mad

when you get so mad that you go red like a ruby

friend 1: omg you seem mad

friend 2: i wouldn’t she’s ruby mad
friend 3: AHHHHSHSGSH

by xoxobitch February 6, 2021

Mad Tree

Big, hard penile erection.

I woke up this morning with mad tree.. That bitch gives me mad tree.

by AndyMcnastyyy February 14, 2021

Madness Dunno

It is said when something amazing happens . The dunno means you didn't know it existed

"A man hugs a crocodile "

You respond with : MADNESS DUNNO

by Clickscap March 7, 2021

Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

Mad Boore

Someone who thinks they can operate a rig but just fuck it every time

Mad Boore has fucked it again

by Kangaskidsteer April 7, 2021

Mads Milde

A boy with a little dick, that uses all his time playing roblox.

You grinding rolox, you must be a "Mads Milde"

by Bin saden July 30, 2022

Mad Nancy

A human being that tells someone what to do when the person either is isn’t doing anything or doing the right thing

The kid told me to stop writing on the chalkboard when is wasn’t doing anything such a mad Nancy

by Credit Say June 19, 2022