Easy Mac Vagina

The sound that a woman's vagina makes that resembles the sound that occurs when one stirs Easy Mac with a spoon, fork, or other utensil. When a woman has a Easy Mac Vagina, one can assume that she has a dirty vagina.

"Mady really needs to take a shower. She must have an Easy Mac Vagina."

by Emmett Strong December 13, 2008

Big Mac pussy

When a girl wants her pussy to be eaten like its a Big Mac and fucks everyone and fucks her mom and loves licking pussy and sucking dick

Calm down she just wants you to lick her Big Mac pussy

by Big Mac pussy August 8, 2016

Slovakian Mac book

a mac book glued together with shit piss puke and jizz

man im bored give me a Slovakian Mac book-taylorlee10000

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Shaken Mac Syndrome

An all to common phenomina that occurs with Macintosh computers. When a Macintosh computer stops operating and displays the "Spinnng Beach Ball of Death" for a prolonged period of time, the common fix is to pick up the screen of your iMac and shake it until it either continues to work at its usual sluggish pace, or just stops working completely, and can be diagnosed with Shaken Mac Syndrome.

"Dude, my Mac stopped working!"
"Did you try shaking it?"
"Yeah, it probably has Shaken Mac Syndrome now."
"Uggh Fucking Macs"

by nruss4289 March 4, 2009

Shaken Mac Syndrome

When your macintosh or Apple computer repeatedly stops working or displays the "spinning rainbow ball of death", the common cure is to pick your mac up and move it in a shaking motion.

"Dude, my mac has the spinning rainbow ball!"
"Maybe it has shaken mac syndrome"
"Fucking Macs"

by NRuss February 23, 2009

mac guyver'd

something that is fake and impossible. or getting out a situation that seemed impossible.also 007

Man I made mac guyver'd away from those police. I almost got caught but i 007'd outta that bitch

by BERT. E July 27, 2004

L K-MAC

Short for Long Kimjung MAC

A guy whose schlong is so big you better move the f*ck out the way when he pulls it out.

Speaking of pulling out, his pull-out game is very week and it is unclear how many children he has.

Im serious you do not want to be in this guys path; he will demolish you with his monster sized c*ck

That L K-MAC almost destroyed my insides

by oof12 June 25, 2021