Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.

"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"

by TCGC August 28, 2008

Lipstick Kremlin

A really hot chick passing out flyers about socialism

I got stopped on the street by a lipstick kremlin dude! I asked her on a date, but she said she was married to Stalin.

by TheGreatestBigMackEver August 18, 2009

Lipstick Warfare

A womans subtle way of cutting down people. Using passive aggression and snide remarks hidden by a friendly smile in front of others.

Don't mess with her, she's a master at lipstick warfare, she will make your own mama hate you.

by WillzyB January 4, 2011

Lipstick Subway

n: The act of being double teamed by a man and a dog.
Sandwiched (SUBWAY) between a man and a dog's red rocket (LIPSTICK), the woman is receiving a Lipstick Subway.

Harrison: My girlfriend really loves her dog.

John: That's normal, her dog is cool.

Harrison: She asked me for a Lipstick Subway.

John: Oh.

Harrison: I obliged.

John: OH. You know it's getting late, we should probably never talk again.

by hangoverpoop August 6, 2011

Lipari

man with big nut

hey dude, see lipari over there?

by Axeydeecee November 26, 2014

Lipstick

Pressing the labia against another person's face, similar to "tea bagging" (by a man).

Oh my God, he's passed out... let's lipstick his forehead!

by Bamelamelam October 12, 2017

Lipstick Lesbian

A feminine lesbian who tends to dress in very feminine clothing and enjoys cute stuff. Likes flowers and cuties stuff. Often looks like a straight girl, but is actually gay.

Wow I didn’t know she was a lipstick lesbian, I thought she was straight.

by Myeeeeest January 28, 2020