pant licker

One who goes out of their way to please everyone as much as humanly possible but comes off as terribly annoying; thirsty. A kiss ass.

Abel seems like such a pant licker when he flirts Cate!

by sooooooooofiiiiii June 10, 2018

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

hoodie licker

(adj) someone who will suck up to a person just because they like both mental attention and physical attention

becky: omg josh i really like the shirt, let me feel it.
josh: stop being such a hoodie licker.

by pinalicka October 14, 2023

Tree Licker

Canadian

Those tree lickers live in igloos

by Canadian Troll December 12, 2021

Table licker

A word for a person with a severe mental illness

child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!

by Dong lord 69 May 29, 2018

Fart licker

someone who is so fucking dumb that the probably lick their own farts

Eli you anal bead shaped target condom you are the biggest fart licker i have ever met

by Azwall July 18, 2022

Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual

I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker

by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024