liam but if he was badder

a short idiot man who has fluffy hair and has three friends. he has three friends and walks like a kangaroo.

"dude quit being such a liam but if he was badder."

"oh you mean liam guy who that guy whos got a complicated sexual relationship with a man named mikey?"
"that short fucking liam guy."
"i hope he dies liam and alone"

by super mysterious shadow lurker April 27, 2025

Liam

Friendless, lonely , no real father figure, annoying, gets no bitches , ugly , depressed, try hard , sweat , thinks he’s better than everyone, no one likes him, fake friends, Liam pissed everyone off.

(Everyone)- ugh Liam should just go off himself.

by Soccergirlohyeah August 26, 2022

Liam

Liam is a retard and a big dickhead. He is VERY mentally challenged and does not know how to properly swing his tiny dick around. He likes the middle stall and cums all over 3 year old girls.

Liam is a sex offender.

by LiamHennd February 29, 2024

liam

To cum in a man's eyes, usually over 2 times.

Hey brothers, want me to liam on you?

by LilHair November 4, 2021

Liam

A wool who leaves the Lemo at home because he is a bad shithouse and won’t get on the train with it.

John has just got in from central station an he’s left that 8th what a fucking Liam

by Scouser12 November 24, 2021

liam

the absolute gayest name ive ever heard.

someone: 'liam why wont you date her?'
liam: '....'
someone: '..i know why now...'

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

Liam

the most sexiest and most handsome guy you will ever meet. he is a real player and has a 37 inch defeater. he kills women in bed and men love him. everyone instantly falls for him. he is white and 7 foot 11 inches tall! he hate Indian people .

He was like a Liam in bed!! oHHHHHH AHHHHH

by Sexyboss6969 August 24, 2023