Obama’s last name

Only intellectuals know the answer too this!

Intellectual: I know Obama’s last name do you?
Simpleton: um uhhhh Obama
Intellectual: you must have the smoothest brain in the world you absolute mongoose!!

Simpleton: Bruh

Intellectual: only intellectuals know the answer to this!
*Fin*

by Bruhatron5000 September 12, 2019

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

by and dude i talked to kenny las October 29, 2017

last chance for you

A gay ass russian emo band with horrable vocals, all the band members are fags and like to fuck each other in the ass.

Roma - "Hey dude do you want to go to the last chance for you show tonight?"

Semen - " Noway man i would better drink some beer tonight then whatch those fags jacking their guitars again!"

by morbusnigga August 2, 2009

the least

to have less than another

how many easter eggs did red have? THE LEAST 2

by slampig 21 March 14, 2009

Last one to faint

A popular practice used to determine who out of a group of people will carry out an unpopular task - if such an issue becomes contested, someone must call out "Last one to faint!" and all those present must pretend to faint. The last person to do so must do the chore (for example), even if they don't know the rules.

Barnaby: Ouccchh... who's gonna tell Chrissy he's not invited to the party?
Krispin: Last one to faint!
All: Ahhhhhhh BRUNO!
Bruno: Aww man!

by Ungerdog June 27, 2007

I raped you so hard last night

a beatdown of a person in the PS2 game SOCOM. Said to the victim after the beatdown the next day.

"I went 12 and 1 against you using the HK5, i raped you so hard last night"

by spark winsor November 11, 2005

black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets

African people are stereotyped to last long during sweet love making.

But they usually end of dead in the streets.

Dumb blond:black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets..

Retard:What was that?

Dumb blond:Oh man Jerome lasted like 5 hours in the sack...best time of my life. Sad he got capped...Jerome's pecker will be missed ...

by Thiccy Ricky July 21, 2019