i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

Horse left the barn

When crap your pants trying to hold it in.

Nancy: are you ok rob
Rob: nope, the horse left the barn, I'm gonna have to change.

by Robert billfuse November 17, 2019

No bro left behind

A charity dedicated to making sure that no bro will ever have to worry about finding a place to bromance, finding other bros to bromance with, and not letting a bro lose touch with his inner "bro-ness".

Bro 1-" dude wesley wanted to be with his bitch, so we dont have a place to bromance now"
Bro 2-" bro, its cool, well talk to some people of no bro left behind, and find a place to bromance AND help Wesley get in touch with his inner Bro-Ness again

to find a real example, go to facebook and type in "NO BRO LEFT BEHIND" (without quotes) and it has a picture of a fist bump

by MasterBro September 19, 2010

to the left

the universal order of passing a joint, a blunt or a bong when smoking weed

1)
I GOT 5 ON IT LYRICS:
pass the doobie to the left biddy bum bum boom

2)
Nigga 1: This is the first time I'm gonna smoke weed
Nigga 2: It's two hits then you pass it to the left
Nigga 1: I always knew that nigga

by DrunknMonkey January 7, 2009

the devil's left hand

As the Devil is left Handed, one could be considered his 'left hand man'. That is to say, the direct minion of The Devil is an extension of, and by virtue his, direct Left Hand.

I am The Devil's Left Hand. I do his bidding.

by DLH July 28, 2008

no girl gets left behind association

1) A concept based on the G.W. Bush era, where a brave and daring group of men decide that all women will be laid in their presence, even the not so desirable ones. Their logo is of an american flag with two holes cut out, this is used to cover the faces of the ugly hoes who's faces will have to be wrapped in the flag in order to complete the brave task of banging them. 2) A group of men who are looking for action any way they can get it.

I heard that Rob is part of the "no girl gets left behind association". Now there is a man who boldly goes where many men have gone before.

by HansJaeger May 20, 2006

alt-left math

Traditional math questions alt-right politicians blame for their bad or negative influence on students, which create math anxiety or instill the fear factor in them.

In most cases, semi-numerate politicians themselves are clueless how to solve these alt-left math questions, who often attribute the high innumeracy rate among certain racial or religious groups to pure laziness and poor study habits.

by MathPlus April 18, 2018