Kaden

The lamest most awful HORRIBLE scrub you'll EVER meet. He has black hair and wears a shitty black headset and drinks soda 5x a day. Absolute degenerate with nothing better to do while I have a massive cock that can break through 3 tons of steel. That's right. I'm so much cooler. Me. Kaden will also live in a room that has a crappy pokemon squishmallow that nobody likes. And a purple and white gaming chair. Yeah.

Kaden: "Hey guys it's me Kaden! I'm Kaden from Loserland!"
Me: *eradicates Kaden with the super ultra mega death beam 9000*
Women: Wow, that guy who killed kaden brutally is so cool! Let's have intense sex with him!

by ssapz August 3, 2025

KADEN GET OUT OF MY ROOM

Lol

KADEN YOU BITCH GET OUT MY OF MY ROOM KADEN GET OUT OF MY ROOM BITCH GET OUT MY ROOM

by autiga6969 September 30, 2025

kardenshi

russian chad who really likes using urbandictionary

damn kardenshi what does sq mean??

by brnowl November 13, 2025

Kaeden

A person who collects manipulative tactics like pokémon cards.

Kaeden is a certified red flag, lies, cheats, and wonders why he’s alone.

by tizzieishot December 9, 2025

Kadencore

Anything that may pertain to one or more of the following things:

Transgender anything.
Incest.
Beating up and ball-gagging CG5 in a dank alleyway.
Deep Rock Galactic.
Killing people.
Flirting with women in generally uncomfortable scenarios.
Piece of shit beater cars.

Joe: Nigga I just saw Biak like a post about killing people over deep rock galactic skins.
Aiden: Kadencore.

by OPPA-RATOR December 11, 2025

jo-kayden

An object, or weapon of considerable power. Long Searched for and yet never quite found. Except through study and meditation on the book of krang.

Found in the short independent Student film, Marximum Carnage

"You must find the Jo-Kayden!"

by MC son of Krang January 8, 2008

alaura-kaeden

Is a loving, beautiful girl, she has any amazing voice & wholeheartedly . If you hurt her she will forgive you . She cool & funny, everyone loves her .

Alaura-Kaeden is the bomb.com

by Wasssssam December 21, 2016