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johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.
"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"
by ibmayhem September 3, 2019
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Real Johnny

Peeeedophile scary rapist
Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo
by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019
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Johnnie

Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock
You see Lauren over there she needs a Johnnie
by Jason carlo October 15, 2019
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johnny gay

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by Johnnynotgay March 20, 2018
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Gay Johnny

The most gay person in the world, next to cage gay. Puts wieners in his butt
by Cage gay February 10, 2020
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Johnny

A fairly nice person who only ever plays Monster Hunter and watches Community.
"Hey, wanna go see if Johnny can join us today?"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"
by Azhidal November 16, 2020
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Johnny-come-quickly

Also: Johnny-come-early

The opposite of a Johnny-come-lately. A Johnny-come-quickly is someone who is very early to catch on to a trend or stand up to an established social convention, usually the the point where they will be mocked, ridiculed, and possibly even persecuted in their own lifetime. In the end, of course, they are often proven correct, as shown by the eventual acceptance and mainstreamization of their position by Johnnies-come-lately.

While Johnnies-come lately are socially adept enough to pick up on logical cues from the world around them and adapt with the times, Johnnies-come-quickly are guided less by such rational logic and more so by an overwhelming sense of conviction in the truth of their beliefs. A Johnny-come-quickly is by definition extremely courageous because they are taking a position that is extremely unpopular.

Some examples of Johnnies-come-quickly throughout history include the the first people to posit a heliocentric solar system, the first proponents of a round earth, the first people to question the authority of the Church and of religion in general, and the first to take progressive stances on the rights of women and LGBT people.
While he faced ridicule and failure in his own lifetime, Leonardo Da Vinci’s dreams of the seemingly impossible notion of flight were eventually borne out, thus ensuring his pioneering legacy as a true Johnny-come-quickly
by Alex-2598 November 24, 2020
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