jokey

a person who makes a little TOO much jokes

person:

Why did the salamander go to Hollywood?
To make newt movies!
Did you hear the one about the New York Jets cocktail?
Two of them, and you forget what Joe Namath.
Why did the veterinarian prescribe birth-control pills for dogs?
It’s part of an anti-litter campaign.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
On what grounds did the police arrest the devil?
They got him on possession.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
What did one fish in a tank say to the other fish in the tank?
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What do rich people say when they tickle babies?
“Gucci, Gucci, goo.”
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs.
person 2: dude.. stop being so jokey.

by OnlyAnyCharacter January 29, 2026

jabber jonkey

Mega texturizing and disconnection of radical hair.

Lets Jabber Jonkey those layers straight to hell and back.

by james ender May 30, 2009

Grease Jocky

The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.

Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?

Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!

by Blazeit June 17, 2019

Basement jokey

Fully grown man who is a gamer and lives in his mums basement.

Why does this guy keep beating me?
Friend "It's probably because he's a basement jokey."

by Hazza-gaz September 13, 2019

cocky jocky

A cocky jocky is a ancient art where you float down a river while naked on a naked person having their cock in your ass using there cock as a seat belt

yeah bro, last weekend i was a cocky jocky for the first time!

by Flynn Boy June 25, 2021

pole jocker

When jose dick rides and doesn’t get off my pole

Look at jose being a pole jocker again.

by Hahaha_OW January 7, 2023

Wokey Jokey

Anything that was formally innocent and fun that's become obscene and absurd due to woke ideology. Origin: from the song and dance, Hokey Pokey. Woke version: You stick your pronouns in, you stick your penis out, you cut it off, then you start to scream and shout. You do the Wokey Jokey and turn yourself into girl, that's what it's all about!

Advertising used to be funny or entertaining, but now they are wokey jokey.

by Faguar December 10, 2025