Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry
jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning
by MR....X July 24, 2010
When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.
Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!
by Comrade64 March 18, 2015
by The real Jim Bowen February 26, 2020
the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
by 🅱️ophie February 28, 2020
A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?
by The side Popcorn Stand November 19, 2021
scrambled if not your are officially gay
by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020