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brainless idiotic bonehead

This is the essay version of stupid
Teddy: Hey Dan?
Dan: What.
Teddy: What day is it today?
Dan: Source of light 24-hour interval thou brainless idiotic bonehead!
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?!
by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020
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Idiotic Eureka Moment

The phenomenon of finally understanding a joke or pun that everyone else understood long ago.
“ “That hat looks like a Nun’s Habit”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
“Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”
by djdusty March 17, 2022
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global village idiot

One who tries to live in the modern world and make use of technology, but is still basically stupid or ignorant; or one who is colossally stupid, ignorant on grand scale, a sort of überidiot, perhaps the very stupidest person in the world. Formed by combining the term global village with village idiot.
Did you see the way that Richard used his digital camera to take a picture of his computer screen so that he could make a hard copy of the report he wrote? What a global village idiot.
by ntvnykr October 7, 2006
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stupid idiot jerk

when someone is being stupid and an idiot AND a jerk at the same time
jeez! Ali is a being such a stupid idiot jerk rite now!!!
by Harlishka May 30, 2006
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idiot tax rebate

An unexpected windfall that makes you feel really excited and happy - as long as you don't think about how much idiot tax you paid in the first place.
Me: Hooray! Hoorah! I've won ten quid on the lottery!

Wife: Yeah, but you buy two tickets a week, so over the last year you've wasted over a hundred quid. This is just an idiot tax rebate.
by jwgrooves January 27, 2011
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being a fucking idiot

Filling the site with useless bullshit like giving yourself an ego trip by writing cringe worthy 'love' texts about yourself or defining words that would be in a dictionary.

Don't fucking do it. It ruins the random feature by showing 100s of names of useless brats that need to write shit about themselves to feel good.
Guy A: what's with all of these retards filling in their names on this site?
Guy B: it's because they're being a fucking idiot and ruining the site.
by StopChuggingCasul June 8, 2016
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complete and total idiot

Only a complete and total idiot would vote for Donald Trump.
by Captain fantastic September 1, 2016
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