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ho-snagged

When you (or more usually, your loser roommate) hires a prostitute on Craigslist or other online website, and that prostitute steals something when he/she leaves.

The prostitute cannot be tracked down, thanks to the anonymity of the internet. You don't have a name, you don't know where they live, they are just gone. Anything can be ho-snagged, although small valuables that wont be missed until later are the most common: cellphones, netbooks, etc. However, if the john is into bondage, this allows the ho-snagger to take bigger ticket items: TVs, stereos, computers couches, etc.

The theft could occur afterwards as well, as the prostitute may just case the place during the initial business transaction.
"I used to have a nice stereo, but I went home to visit my folks last weekend and it got ho-snagged. I wish my dumbass roommate would stop hiring anonymous hookers from Craigslist!"
by Paradox_ March 23, 2010
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deck ho

A deck ho is what you are entitled to approximately two to be exact when you own a boat or vessel larger than 25ft. Their sole purpose is to wear a tiny bikini and look good, they can also be used to clean the deck, cut bait and serve beer
Wow sweet boat I wish I had a boat over 25 FT I sure could use a couple of deck hos to scrub my deck an get me a beer
by Capt BJ October 13, 2013
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Bottle Ho

We popped bottles at the club and soon enough we were surrounded by bottle hos.
by Spider99 August 20, 2012
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He-ho

That guy's a he-ho
by Someone Funny December 26, 2010
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Refurbished Ho

Repurposed: A Ho that has had work done be it emotionally, physically, or mentally, but is still a ho.
Even though Lefty has had some work done, he is still a Ho which makes him a refurbished Ho.
by GGingersnapss May 12, 2023
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ho feelings

Resembling feminine characteristics and actions by a male. Female emotions demonstrated by a man.
He broke up with his girl cheating now he's having ho feelings.
by Before4 May 1, 2018
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Brew Ho

A female that tries to hit up guys for free drinks at a bar.
Man look at this brew ho tryin to get free drinks.
by Chadalackin January 8, 2009
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