HIPSTER MYTH

The myth that all the 20 somethings living in Bushwick, Greenpoint or Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY are in fact "rich" or recipients of trust funds. As well as the conceived notion that their encroachment into said "impoverished Brooklyn community" is a bad thing. A concept often shared by people who claim to "miss the old New York" (who were in fact not from NYC or BK themselves back in the late 70's/ 80's/early nineties) and claim they would rather trade the PBR, track bikes, and tight clothing for the "good old days" of crime, urine marinated subway platforms, graffiti, poverty and general unsafe living conditions most similar to a 3rd world country.

BK resident:Look at those rich kid hipsters drinking PBR, they're destoying Brooklyn.

Person with 8th grade reading level: Actually thats a hipster myth you dumbass. They're actually reviving the neighborhood. None of them have any kids either.

BK resident: Huh what!??

8th grade reading level: Yeah people like you are dependant on the hipsters you claim to hate. How old are you now and you're still on that sh*t?

BK: You're right, I am a dumbass. I am going to move to Poughkeepsie.

by mad smart July 5, 2012

hipster milk

its what hipsters drink it is nonfat ,free-rang,vegan feed, organic sheeps milk with is drank through milk straws which are gluten free, all natural, preservative free, lactose free and low sugar

look at that baby drinking hipster milk, its parents must think normal milk is too mainstream

by thatstoomainstream January 2, 2012

Hipster sadness

Hipster sadness - cold-hearted dissatisfaction. Lost of interest due to an overflow of time and resources in which the mind forces itself into a pit of despair. A vastly growing plague sweeping the youth of nations into adulthood.

Also known as "Hipster depression" - a prolonged state of hipster sadness lasting of six months

Justice: "Ever since he started using tumblr he hasn't been the same."
Jerome: "Yea, he's got hipster sadness
Justice: "What a goddamn shame."

by Ghost Scar April 16, 2014

hipster gamer

A hipster gamer is actually more social than your average person. They like a lot if old games that most have already forgotten or most people never liked. They also enjoy any game that has bizarre characters and an unconventional story line. They make great friends and can be eye openers to the less known side of the gaming world.

Person#1: "Toilet Kids was my childhood! No other game can ever reach its level of perfection!"

Person#2: "OMG, you are such a hipster gamer!"

by ChewbaccaKnight March 13, 2016

ghetto hipster

A type of hipster who leans more towards the 'streets' than to 'art.'

Hipsters more in tune with Black America than other facets of hipsterdom.

John: Is Emily a hipster emo or a ghetto hipster?

Sara: Well she lives in the ghetto, works with black children all day long, and would rather smoke reefer than read or look at art.

John: Ya, I'd say she falls more into the ghetto hipster category.

Sara: Agreed. She's definitely a ghetto hipster.

by snsAREdumb December 24, 2010

hipster goth

These fucks fuck ducks.

dude! that hipster goth in the lake just blew a load on that duck!

by Perry Hop March 17, 2008

hipster dufus

Someone who acts like they're into really "geeky" stuff because they think it's ironic that someone as "cool" as them would be not just a fan of it, but really into it.

At Wonder-Con, I bumped into this hipster dufus who was bragging about his band and how much he knows about the X-Men

by Nightwing83 July 1, 2008