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Hipster sadness

Hipster sadness - cold-hearted dissatisfaction. Lost of interest due to an overflow of time and resources in which the mind forces itself into a pit of despair. A vastly growing plague sweeping the youth of nations into adulthood.

Also known as "Hipster depression" - a prolonged state of hipster sadness lasting of six months
Justice: "Ever since he started using tumblr he hasn't been the same."
Jerome: "Yea, he's got hipster sadness
Justice: "What a goddamn shame."
by Ghost Scar April 16, 2014
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hipster milk

its what hipsters drink it is nonfat ,free-rang,vegan feed, organic sheeps milk with is drank through milk straws which are gluten free, all natural, preservative free, lactose free and low sugar
look at that baby drinking hipster milk, its parents must think normal milk is too mainstream
by thatstoomainstream January 2, 2012
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hipster gamer

A hipster gamer is actually more social than your average person. They like a lot if old games that most have already forgotten or most people never liked. They also enjoy any game that has bizarre characters and an unconventional story line. They make great friends and can be eye openers to the less known side of the gaming world.
Person#1: "Toilet Kids was my childhood! No other game can ever reach its level of perfection!"

Person#2: "OMG, you are such a hipster gamer!"
by ChewbaccaKnight March 13, 2016
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ghetto hipster

A type of hipster who leans more towards the 'streets' than to 'art.'

Hipsters more in tune with Black America than other facets of hipsterdom.
John: Is Emily a hipster emo or a ghetto hipster?

Sara: Well she lives in the ghetto, works with black children all day long, and would rather smoke reefer than read or look at art.

John: Ya, I'd say she falls more into the ghetto hipster category.

Sara: Agreed. She's definitely a ghetto hipster.
by snsAREdumb December 24, 2010
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hipster goth

dude! that hipster goth in the lake just blew a load on that duck!
by Perry Hop March 17, 2008
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hipster dufus

Someone who acts like they're into really "geeky" stuff because they think it's ironic that someone as "cool" as them would be not just a fan of it, but really into it.
At Wonder-Con, I bumped into this hipster dufus who was bragging about his band and how much he knows about the X-Men
by Nightwing83 July 1, 2008
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pretentious hipster

Anyone who feels the need to define 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary while using phrases like 'geek chic,' 'argyle superstar,' and 'social icon status.' It helps if the definition is the size of a graduate school essay and denigrates people for having different tastes. This shows maximum pretentiousness. Would you like to get coffee with anyone who wrote any of the definitions of 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary? Probably not, because they would probably make fun of your shirt. I know I would.
"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)

"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )

"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
by Sgt. RK June 9, 2017
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