Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
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"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
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