hooker

Someone you do not know who you are extremely jealous of because they are beautiful. Only used on girls and gay men.

Look at her hair, she is such a hooker!

by Daryn Orr April 9, 2007

sugar hooker

sexiest girl on the planet, astroboy's girl!

That Sam is such a sugar hooker

by Astroboy! June 30, 2008

hooker

naveen and mrs cochran and mrs graves in a bed

naveen fuked cochran and graves at the same time

by ritesh May 17, 2003

hooker with a penis

the l33tness, a player beyond players, the mad note. "I go unseen..."

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz> will beat the shit out of Smilez any day of da week!!!!

by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003

Happy Hooker Heels

When playing pictionary, Jess drew a smiley face and high heels. Leah guessed, "Hooker heels?" while I asked, "Happy hooker heels?". Now they have become an inside joke within our group of friends. We gotta have our hooker heels!

Jen wears Happy Hooker Heels. Yeah baby! ;D

by Steps April 11, 2005

dirty ass pirate hooker

so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.

That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.

by Albert Henneman January 15, 2008

Hooters Bear

I dont care. something you say when someone asks you a question and you dont know or care.

Micheal:What is 8+9 Morgan:i dont know i dont care i dont give a hooters bear

by Morgan August 27, 2003