Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

Wall hold

The act of choking your girl and pushing and holding her against a wall as you kiss her.

“Dude I was wall holding kat yesterday”
“ Nice man

by Daddylou15 October 4, 2020

Hold Me Back Guy

That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"

Jon said, "We need a Hold Me Back Guy to start a fight for no reason tonight"

by JJ💔LOVE August 3, 2024

hold up

When something is so utterly messed up you HAVE to question what they asked.

A : Hey, I just married C.
B : Nice, you two lookalike!
C : Of course, we're siblings!
B : Hold up

by Titanium Steel July 26, 2020

Holds up the gang sign

Is in love with Tommy D and Sammy D

One who holds up the gang sign (🤟🏻) is in love with Tommy D and Sammy D

by TheLifeEssentialCreator August 22, 2022

Hold While You Think

When a female grasps the apple-sack while deciding whether or not to continue felatio.

Girl: I'm sure if I should put my lips there.
Guy: Hold while you think, bitch.

by valdave October 12, 2011

Holding Up 4

extremely gay actions

boutta have sex with the boys holding up 4's

by mike oxlong 123456780 May 2, 2022