hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event
girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there
girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there
by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025
Get the gooning lotmug. Gooning is the dark side of the quest for the ultimate orgasm. Most gooners stumble upon the practice accidentally by edging for long periods while searching for the perfect porn scene or image to nut to. Extended edging sessions lead the gooner into trancelike states where they patiently open browser tab after browser tab for hours at a time, skilfully hovering at the brink of climax until the right stimulus is found. Successful gooning expeditions can lead to massive, seizure-like orgasms that leave the gooner barely conscious and bathed in the euphoric after-effects of their nut.
Just as the junkie increases dosage to dangerous levels and uses harder and harder substances while chasing the ultimate high, gooners become desensitised to regular pornography and must seek increasingly depraved and disgusting content to trigger that supreme climax. This can lead to the development of paraphilias and, at worst, reliance upon illegal content. Gooners cannot function without actively fantasising about sex and can therefore be identified by their rapey gaze when seeing women in public.
If you have ever edged for more than an hour with twenty or more browser windows open, you are at risk of becoming a gooner. Lay off your dick for a while and don't watch porn for a minimum of one week. This will trigger a reset and allow you to blow a load to something other than animal crush porn.
Just as the junkie increases dosage to dangerous levels and uses harder and harder substances while chasing the ultimate high, gooners become desensitised to regular pornography and must seek increasingly depraved and disgusting content to trigger that supreme climax. This can lead to the development of paraphilias and, at worst, reliance upon illegal content. Gooners cannot function without actively fantasising about sex and can therefore be identified by their rapey gaze when seeing women in public.
If you have ever edged for more than an hour with twenty or more browser windows open, you are at risk of becoming a gooner. Lay off your dick for a while and don't watch porn for a minimum of one week. This will trigger a reset and allow you to blow a load to something other than animal crush porn.
I've been gooning for so long I need to smack my balls with a table tennis paddle and watch animal crush porn just to cum. I need help.
by AidanTemple July 6, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. A person including liam and Andrew they are fake gangsters and are oftentimes accused of gooning they deny it every single time but no one knows.
by I’m a gangsta goon yaaa September 21, 2025
Get the Goonmug. M1: Yes i understand Yoko littners character and yes i still beat it to her.
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning
M2: dude thats some ethical gooning
by FernGmod June 21, 2025
Get the Ethical gooningmug. An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.
Also known as Jerk off or Wank
Also known as Jerk off or Wank
by Methlover67 October 7, 2025
Get the Goonmug. A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.
Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session
Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session
Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session
by GoonLyfe April 19, 2024
Get the Goon Cavemug. by pintail75 May 8, 2018
Get the Goon dickmug.