Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 07, 2022

The best girlfriend in the world

“Skylar”

The best girlfriend in the world is Skylar.

by BitchMadeMan March 02, 2023

Girlfriend month

Every December your boyfriend/girlfriend has to give you as many hugs a kisses as you want

Every girlfriend month I want cuddles

by Lawjess207 October 03, 2020

Girlfriend Month

Every December your girlfriend or boyfriend has to give you kisses and cuddles as many times you ask

Every girlfriend month you need to give me cuddles

by Lawjess207 October 03, 2020

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 17, 2023

i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 07, 2023