Getting Pap'd

The situation, as a male, were a female of around your age wants to be your "Mommy" while she is already in a relationship.

Guy 1: "Dude, I was almost getting Pap'd during that cruise holliday"
Guy 2: "You got lucky, you could have found it the hard way"

by LovelyNameIdea July 12, 2023

getting GronKed

Inserting Werther's caramel bonbons in your or other peoples anus.

Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!

by GAGL August 9, 2023

getting George Micheal'd

A term used when someone gets broken up with the day after a birthday or major hoilday. However, it's most commonly used for getting broken up with the day after Christmas. The term references the 1984 song by Wham! "Last Christmas", where in the song, George Michael sings "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away".

Getting George Micheal'd

"I can't believe my girlfriend just broke up with me right after christmas"
"oh yikes, looks like you got George Micheal'd"

by Bear Man 🐻 August 12, 2023

Getting chickened

When your girlfriend comes up behind you, acting completely harmless and then proceeds to wrap all her limbs around you and wrestles you to the ground so you are face up staring at the bright ceiling lights. Now you are restrained down on the ground feeling as though you are a roasting chicken beneath the bright oven lights with absolutely nothing you can do but be cooked alive.

Bro, last night I was getting chickened by my girlfriend for 30 minutes while my air frier was heating up

by Petesdark August 22, 2023

Getting ryan Phillippe

Basically, John wick, Stallone, and Norris rolled into one. When you do push-ups you push the world down.

Timmy's getting ryan Phillippe on his ass

by Jimmy volmer October 16, 2023

Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.

It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.

by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023

Getting on the cans

An Australian expression for drinking beer. It usually refers to consuming packaged beer away from licensed premises, typically at home or a barbecue. Other types of alcohol are not usually consumed when one is “getting on the cans”.

Well mate, I knock off at 4pm and it’s a quick drive home, so I’ll be getting on the cans by 5pm at the very latest!

by The Regal Hyena October 28, 2023