tech shaming

When you shame someone for having too many electronics. Much like slut shaming but for tech

"Wow Matt, why do you have so many wireless headphones and laptops?"
"Fuck Mariana, stop tech shaming me"

by techbrooo December 9, 2016

Shaming

Ope, there it goes! There goes the sign language! You see it? There it is.

Hym *deep breath* "........................................"

Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."

Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"

Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."

Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,

you know, what, I actuall want you to bet me, bet me that it won't fit, bet me that I won't have your daughter shaking like a busted dryer, bet me and then put your money where you mouth is so that you can spend the rest of the time you have left knowing that I'm better than you and everyone you've ever fucked in addition to knowing that you will never be loved, no one will ever be willing to settle for you, and no one will ever want the fat, sad, used up piece of shit that is YOU, I want you to sit and stew on it, sit and stew until that bottle of wine, the only thing that will ever comfort you, and those pills start looking like they go together and remember that you THOUGHT were too good for the people who wanted until you were old and alone, your kids will move away, your life will grow colder and more desolate until your only hope ends up being that you'll meet someone in the old folks home your kids leave you to rot in you worthless fucking sow, it wasn't too small when you were fawning all over me when I showed up was it, you're not sorry yet, but you will be on your death bed when you realize that the only thing you've contributed to the world is another warm wet hole for the narcissistic men you hate to use, and they're going to use your daughter just like they used you you fat hag, you shouldn't be shaming anyone! *heavy breathing* Haaa... haaa... haaa..."

by Hym Iam February 13, 2023

Stebo-Shame

To shame someone for engaging in poor like tendencies or behaviors.

Guys, don’t stebo-shame me, but I’m thinking about converting from iOS to an Android phone.

by Cyberskeeter March 6, 2025

Shame Baby

A child born to a mother who is under 18 years old

Luca is a shame baby because his mom had him when she was 12 years old.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

The Dirty Shame

If you’ve ever been to Ada, Michigan I’m sure you’ve heard of the Dirty Shame. This small watering hole is located just outside of downtown Ada off Fulton. In the Shame time cease to exist, it may be 2 am or 2 pm and the same group of locals are still there drinking $2 beers and $3 wells. The Shame has stood the test of time, being founded in the late 1840s this place is inflation proof. When Dorothy said there’s no place like home she was talking about Kansas, when I say there’s no place like home I’m talking about the Dirty Shame.

Is it already 3 pm? Well let’s go grab a beer at the Dirty Shame!

Tonight I’m feeling shameful, I can’t wait for the Dirty Shame

by Ernest McSorley February 10, 2023

towel shame

When someone shames you for walking around in a towel

Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."

Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."

by mdawg448 December 11, 2016

Chrono shaming

When someone shames you for the chronotype (sleep/wake/alert schedule/type you have/are).

Just because I sleep late and get up late does not mean you should be chrono shaming me. It's thanks to capitalism, anyways.

Fuck the chrono shaming, I will live my life and be up and asleep as my body needs.

by LingDanc803 March 13, 2024