Fake Jammer

When someone lies about smoking a fat blunt and pretends to be high

Averi: I just hit a jam

Miles: You are a fake jammer

by twarzex January 15, 2023

Fake Wilding

Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.

Was you just fake wilding.

by Fake Wilding May 25, 2018

Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

fake blowie

When you take a funny picture with a friend of a pretend blow job, get a laugh, then get drunk, then smoke a bowl, and then get a real blow job from your friend and don’t tell any of your friends.

I can’t believe we did a fake blowie last night; your lips have chlamydia.

by SirDunnsalot July 1, 2021

Fake Prankster

Fake Prankster (n). Someone who won't go up to real strangers; who doesn't have balls....... and a bitch.

Bitch number one Fouseytube. Fouseytube you're the biggest bitch one Youtube you are cry-baby you had guts to say that 99% pranks are fake, yeah because 1% real is me you're the fucking fake one Fake Prankster

by Vacriel November 5, 2018

Fake Bitorian

A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.

I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.

by Ferretboy June 12, 2011

Fake Obnoxious

When someone you know is acting in a manner that is jokingly irritating.

"Jack was being so fake obnoxious when he said that he was going to cry after he was replaced at the cool kids table."

by CB&ST November 9, 2013