The art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.
"Marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama."
"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."
"yeah."
"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."
"yeah."
by merrifengshui August 30, 2012
Get the friend shui mug.Someone get addicted to their friend so much that they can't live without. they don't leave them alone and behave crazy when they try to avoid him/her. Sometimes it can be Violent.
Gracy : Hey! Where is Sam, how is he doing?
Peter : Russell is all over him. He follows him everywhere. I suspect, He is Friend-O-Maniac
Peter : Russell is all over him. He follows him everywhere. I suspect, He is Friend-O-Maniac
by NaKuJa June 10, 2013
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Get the Friend Condom mug.When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.
Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?
Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.
Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.
by SpencerMurrayStudios May 30, 2016
Get the Friend-off mug.A friendly type of "rejection" when one is attempting to cultivate a romantic relationship with another. The person will call you a "brother" or a "friend," and say they can't feel anything but platonic energy with you. Usually this happens to men who pursue a woman they're attracted to...but it generally can happen to anybody.
So, this is what he said last night: "I love that I can talk to you about anything. You're not like other women. I could never say this to(insert love interest's name here). But you...you're just like one of the guys. A real friend, you know?" Six months of pursuing this guy, only to be...accepted...into the friend zone.
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