To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.
"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
by anonymous June 10, 2022
Get the Three-Ring Circusmug. A cheap but very good tasting vodka that is the perfect handle for excessive drinking and beating your kids .
by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018
Get the Three olives vodkamug. Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.
by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012
Get the bakersfield three waymug. Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.
……….. 9 months later
Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.
……….. 9 months later
Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.
by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021
Get the ‘Three Week Lockdown’mug. noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone
joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship
kevin~..... cries.....
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship
kevin~..... cries.....
by hoochimama6969 April 22, 2016
Get the three month relationshipmug. by CodeGrack November 17, 2021
Get the Twenny three piratesmug. Noun
1. A term used to describe an extremely rare sexual act involving a 3 man bukakke and a squirting female. With 3 men masturbating while standing in a circular formation, the woman with the ability to squirt must masturbates on the floor in the middle. If all three men cum before the woman, it finishes as a normal, everyday bukakke. BUT, and this is where the Three Coins in the Fountain kicks into play, if the woman finishes first and squirts high into the air, the men then must pitch pennies and throw any loose pocket change into her vagina. The man who places the highest face value of coinage wins and the whore gets to keep all the coins for buss fare.
1. A term used to describe an extremely rare sexual act involving a 3 man bukakke and a squirting female. With 3 men masturbating while standing in a circular formation, the woman with the ability to squirt must masturbates on the floor in the middle. If all three men cum before the woman, it finishes as a normal, everyday bukakke. BUT, and this is where the Three Coins in the Fountain kicks into play, if the woman finishes first and squirts high into the air, the men then must pitch pennies and throw any loose pocket change into her vagina. The man who places the highest face value of coinage wins and the whore gets to keep all the coins for buss fare.
"I'm gonna get change for a dollar just in case it's three coins in the fountain night down at the strip club."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
Get the Three Coins in the Fountainmug.