Evan

sucks dick on the daily

Evan really likes to suck dick

by samuel sucks January 21, 2020

Evan

Evans are people who usually spend their time reading Lord Of The Rings, watching Star Wars, and only playing games from before 2012

"Yeah, the president of the Dungeons and Dragons club seems like a real Evan to me'

by Ghostface's MySpace August 24, 2021

Evan

Human

Evan is a human

by Bob4325264 March 23, 2022

Evan

A gay lil baw

look at evan and his skittle personality

by Skittlepop3000 April 14, 2023

Evan

A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.

Evan is a queer

by Joey sense November 15, 2019

Evan Beason

A rather large individual who has strange cravings for peanut butter jars.......woah

I saw evan beason yesterday.....woah

by Inbred on the loose! January 16, 2010

Evan

Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.

Evan: oh hi
Anyone ever: *stares in amazement*

by thats poggers man April 21, 2022