Evan

An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.

"Shut up evan you annoying dude"

by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025

Evan

Smart person

Evan is a smart person who can always get along with

by Haetees December 21, 2019

Evan

An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.

Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.

Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure

Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?

by zuzubons November 22, 2021

Evan

Big nerd who is a fagbag who scares away girls

Fuck Evan he is an asshole

by greatgrantma February 5, 2019

evan lindberg

Really loves Angie!

Wow, that Evan Lindberg really loves Angie!

by Olaf196 April 19, 2018

autumn evans

A beautiful woman with hazel eyes, brown hair, and millions of freckles. She absolutely adores any and all animals. She aspires to be a Nurse Practitioner and loves children. She is religious, but doesn't believe her religion is completely accurate. She doesn't open up to many people due to her past of being abandoned. She enjoys spending time with her friends and having things in common with other people. She always cuts toxic people out of her life, but does it rather gently. She always has an open ear and a shoulder to cry on. Autumn Evans is generally the best person on Earth.

"I have the best friend in the whole world"
"Who? Autumn Evans?"

by Morph Clay June 11, 2017

Evan

Evan is a dude who is a super movie nerd and has a huge passion for something and he tells people all about it. He is a great guy and if you have Evan as a friend he will always make you laugh

Josh: "Yo Evan, D.C sucks"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"

by anonymous June 21, 2021