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Engineer

a person who is scared of math and physics
Person 1: DON'T SHOW HIM THE MATHEMATICAL PROOF!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: HE IS AN ENGINEER!!
by Mechanik69 January 6, 2021
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Eco-engineur

An individual who excels at turning market opportunities into economic engines.
Pam's resume read like a seasoned eco-engineur with multiple start ups and ventures.
by Inspireyou September 7, 2009
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vibe engineer

A Vibe Engineer is someone who engineers the vibe of a physical body or space.
I've been in a funk lately, I sure could use a vibe engineer.
This room needs a vibe engineer.
by Beezyannie April 19, 2019
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Operating engineer

Sup. We reshape the world. We run heavy equipment all day everyday. We cut and fill to grade to the hundredth of an inch with scrapers and dozers. Pick things up and set things down with cranes. Build highways and building pads. Put pipelines thru Indian reservations, think we give a fuck... We roll coal son. Caterpillar for life. Some scraper operators enjoy digging holes and swimming in them, along with a great appitite for grade stakes. If you get lost in the woods pound a grade stake in the ground and write C-1.5 and a scraper operator will be there shortly. If u mess with an operator he will dig a hole and put you in it. Known to be a sexual tyrannosaurus the operating engineers will stop at nothing till your fully satisfied or pass out. Most operating engineers are climate sensitive and enjoy the A/C in the summer and heated cabs in the winter. All while laughing at everybody else working outside in the shit. For some of us dirt haulers we are the slower version of Nascar. Just make big circles n chase the guy ahead of us. Topping out around 30mph the operating engineers life is a slow and daunting one.
Guy: Did you know sexual intercourse with an operating engineer will cure covid-19?
Girl: what are you doing later?

Guy 1: hey man how many beers ya have last night? Lol
Guy2: bout 30 before I passed out, I was trying to keep up with a Wisconsin operating engineer. Lol
by Freunddog July 21, 2020
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Full stack Audio Engineer

Derived from the term "Fullstack Developer" which describes a software developer being able to do both Front-End & Back-End work. A Full Stack Audio Engineer is someone who knows how to do the work of a Recording Engineer, Mix Engineer, Mastering Engineer, and sometimes Live Sound Engineer.

Pro Tip: The terms "Audio Engineer" and "Sound Engineer" are used pretty much interchangeably
Mike: My audio engineer knows how to record my music but doesn't know how to mix it. You know any around?

Sam: I know this one guy who can record, mix, and master your music. He's a Full Stack Audio Engineer
by Sam300 September 30, 2021
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Cal Poly Engineers

Cal Poly is one of the finest public institutions for aspiring Engineering students. With their learn by doing philosophy, Cal Poly undergraduates have the opportunity to apply their skills and knowledge and come up with either revolutionary inventions, or hilarious modern catastrophes. The expression "Cal Poly Engineers" is used whenever this superior intellect ends up in a memable failure.
Using Yik Yak's distance indicator to triangulate horny people: Cal Poly Engineers
by Cal Poly Engineer October 29, 2021
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Engangstment

The act of changing or adding to something to make it sounds or appear more gangsta-like.
I can't stop saying shit like pimp shizzle, fo real and nigga. I think my vocabulary has had an engangstment.
by erreerreerre December 14, 2010
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