obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

Willow Disorder

A disorder which everyone loves Toms cat named Willow and will do anything for her even if it's life or death

I have Willow Disorder

by AWildTom June 2, 2022

snowflake shit disorder

a yes-man who is fatherless, self-diagnosed with 1234532435 disorders, hates on people who support creators that said a bad word 284789278954782 years ago, plays cookie run: kingdom, is in the danganronpa fandom, and use bun/buns or bitch/boo pronouns

A: hey, did you see that video last night of tommyinnit and quackity!? it was so funny!!
Snowflake: ACTUALLY THGAT VIDEO WAS RACIAST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC AND ABLEIST!!!
A: uh oh. looks like someone has a case of Snowflake shit disorder (SSD)

by aliasie December 22, 2021

curtilage disorder

An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.

Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.

by QuacksO December 23, 2021

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Political platelet disorder (PPD)

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.

Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption

by blackmagicfrog April 13, 2022

major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022