Willow Disorder

A disorder which everyone loves Toms cat named Willow and will do anything for her even if it's life or death

I have Willow Disorder

by AWildTom June 2, 2022

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Political platelet disorder (PPD)

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.

Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption

by blackmagicfrog April 13, 2022

major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

historionic personality disorder

A weird-a** psychological condition caused by a student's being required to take history class.

I stuck to math and science in high school so as to avoid historionic personality disorder.

by QuacksO November 10, 2020

Unipolar Disorder

When someone isn't bipolar but has the symptoms

Steven: My Mom for some reason acts really sweet but if you forget to do something, she goes Uma Thurman on your ass
Chris: I think your mom has Unipolar Disorder

by Whythisword January 20, 2021

Fat person disorder

when a lil bitch starts tryna fight everyone

Hey did you hear about the gay guy that fights because someone said he didn't like his music? Yeah, he has fat person disorder right? What a pussy.

by idontlikeyoubruh January 25, 2021