A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.
"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"
"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
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When you're drunk and just getting out of the club/bar and you get something to eat like pizza or McDonald's or poutine and eat it whilst drunk.
by daahsatan March 6, 2015
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Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"
Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"
Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"
Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
by luciferous March 30, 2015
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Damn dude...that's a big drunk-pile.
Dude, I woke up in a drunk-pile this morning.
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