Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish

Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025

Dan

The right hand of god.
The coolest person you will ever meet!
(Main character )

Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves.
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!

Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!

by Right~hand~of~god February 19, 2022

Dan Montenegro

Very sus, very clean, ultimate golden sombrero

Yo this guy Dan Montenegro gets no box.

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Big Dan's Tavern Customer

A Big Dan's Tavern Customer is the kinda guy who will cheer on a gang rape & give high fives to each other during like the 1987 movie The Accused with Jodie Foster. Probably knows Brock Turner.

Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.

by Paul from the Wonder Years. January 23, 2021

Dan | ダン

cool dude who runs a cool discord server

my god Dan | ダン is so sexy.

by sofais10 May 28, 2018

coppa dan is the man

Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers

Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine

Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man

by Tobeamilfistoliveaneasylife October 21, 2020

Dan Rodz

Dan rodz is a member of the QUTM family and has an uncontrollable love for unseasoned plain as f*ck chicken
He has a side piece called Alice (moz’s Niece) and has recently come out as bilingual

He hates Asians

Dan may or may not gag on his chicken

fkin OOOOOOOOOWW, Dan rodz! U chici bastad.

by Sukyamoda November 15, 2020