country dumpling

After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field

After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!

by Neversawitcumming December 14, 2017

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Brian "'Imaweli'" Baillie: The First Juvenile For The COuntry Of Sparta <United States Of America>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

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Country Social

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.

-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.

Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.

by jellybelly27 May 28, 2022

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