Cooked

Not in a good situation, or something is on the verge of failure, or has already failed. The positive version of this would be "cooking".

I haven't studied at all this week, I'm cooked on this test Friday.

by Lillypads1101 September 8, 2025

Male Jiggle Cooking

The act of Jiggle Cooking but performed by a male typically done in the ass.

Berlyn: Does that dude have pancakes in his ass?
Evan: Yeah it's called Male Jiggle Cooking, its like Jiggle Cooking but for dudes.

by Olegard July 24, 2020

Cooking like MF

"Cooking like MF" stands for making beats like american producer rapper MF DOOM. He is considerd by most of rap listeners the best producer in the rap game.

They were cooking like MF.

by TheGreekMinotaur March 21, 2024

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

william cook

A cute guy that’s super friendly and sweet to everybody. He’s really, tall smart and athlectic. Most guys with this names tend to be athletes, usually football players

William Cook is a sweet guy

by avocados May 16, 2019

im cooked

Being done with something,something bieng too much and your done with it.

My girlfriend says hes just a friend (im cooked).

by Sa4h4r4 March 20, 2024

I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023